January 2012
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had a new years kiss?
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Americans: Not enough cheese in my cheesy breadsticks
Africans: Please give me water
clungetastic:
omg i want to use this for everything
what do you call a laptop that can sing?
a dell
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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?
tequila
your dog just died
black people
Last 11:11 of 2011
I’ll be kissing myself in the mirror this new years lolol
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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December 2011
sunk3nsh1ps:
When half the people on Tumblr are underage and they’re talking about partying, and getting wasted.
No, you’re not cool. Shut the fuck up.
Me: Yeah you wash those dishes like a good little housewife.
